Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Late Night News

So, the more and more I read about people blogging as a source of income, gaining some sort of imperfect popularity as a celebrity blogger, or just plain journaling to the point where their add services are bringing in enough money to buy a new car, pay their bills, or plainly gain them international notoriety as a "celebrity" the more I wonder what exactly this world is coming to..

I'm 22 years old, 23 in September which makes me even more of a sad human being, and at this turn point in my life I have realized that I am in direct reference to what the majority of you in society label a "piece of shit procrastinator", and for that I apologize. But seriously, if drugs cannot cure my addiction to being some sort of interesting then I'm sorry but I am lost and you all must succumb to the reality that I will die a sorry piece of shit procrastinator.

FTW. it doesn't get much sweeter then this!

Now, Today is REAL news - Perez Hilton jumps off the face of the earth Deep inside the belly of fellow celebrity, Justin Beaver. The two have been publicly engaged for a year now and we are all waiting for the day they take the famous words "I do!" and stick it straight into the blender with their out of the closet gay conquest of Hollywood!

Congratulations Justin & Perez! You two have now officially graduated into the school of Hard knocks!! ;)